Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Forget terrible Two's...

TRY IMPOSSIBLE SIX!

So no one told me that when a child turns 6 years old, that they turn into the spawn of Satan.
I guess it is because that no one really survives the turmoil they cause.

Morgan is only 5, but he is going through this phase. One friend told me it is like having a mini-teenager that whines, screams, and kicks. (Maybe some teenagers already do this, but I am assuming they stop)

This phase includes:

Talking back at you.
Never listening to you.
Attitude like no tomorrow.
Rolling of the eyes.
"I can do it myself!" then in frustration, "I can't do it, you do it"
Wandering off.
Doing the opposite of what you say.
Nothing you do is right.
And my favorite, temper tantrums.

Maybe if this phenomena was more well-known, people wouldn't want kids in general. People only warn of the terrible 2, and having teenagers... but this, is a whole new ball-game.

Oh yeah, apparently, when boys grow up a little more, say before 10; their sexuality starts to grow. So their feelings of love for the mommy does become Freudian. One mommy friend said " Just wait till he hugs you, and starts humping!"

I just want a Girl. =)

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